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"Banks don’t make loans to people that need money. That’s what pawn shops are for."
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NotesOtters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch: A Visual Examination.
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Today in History - January 17, 1949
Andy Kaufman born in New York. The comic would go on to create such characters as lounge singer Tony Clifton, Taxi’s Latka Gravas and Joaquin Phoenix.
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Separated at Birth: Gary Grubbs/Rick Santorum
Grubbs was Fred’s father on Angel. He killed a demon. Santorum is a Republican who believes mutually consenting adults do not have a constitutional right to privacy with respect to sexual acts. He wants to be president.
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Notes"Giving into feelings is for rich people. The rest of us just have to get up, get drunk and go to work."Max, 2 Broke Girls
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Notes"Because the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate blacks"Mike Tyson as Herman Cain
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Notes"Sadly, our country has become so emasculated that a national audience can be astonished by a man merely growing whiskers, as though I were growing diamonds on my face."Parks and Recreation’s Nick Offerman on Ron Swanson’s ‘stache
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Notes My new answer to people when they ask if we have a book…Well, it’s a little big. Do you have it in a nine-and-a-half?
No.
Could you check?
No.
I see my answer displeases you.
Yeah.
See, as you are to your body, so I am to my stock. You have no tail?
No?
I have no nine-and-a-halfs.
(The Satanic Shoe Salesman, Kids in the Hall)
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Separated at Birth: Janice Dickinson/Steven Tyler
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Charlie Sheen's New Fragrance, "Winning" For Men - Show Clips - Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
I feast on the bones of trolls
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Notes"Dying is for fools. Amateurs."Charlie Sheen
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Notes"I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars."Charlie Sheen
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NotesTaiwan TV Does Sheen/Lorre (can’t wait to see what they do with Gaddafi)
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Notes Arrested Development creator Mitch Hurwitz's guide to getting a sitcom cancelledAudiences like nicely dressed characters. They also enjoy nudity
Split the difference by putting your character in a pair of cut-offs and call him a Never-Nude. Advanced: feel free to dip him in a vat of blue paint. That’s a real turn-off.
