December 2010
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Hugs and kisses sap your will to succeed. It’s why ugly people make such...
– Thomas, BBC radio comedy Old Harry’s Game
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Is this politically correct?
An enthusiastic woman was telling her two friends all about Aqua Books before the U of M Jazz kids thing last week. She was telling her friends (who had apparently never been here) that this whole place used to be a Chinese restaurant. Then she saw me. “This is Kelly Hughes. He owns this place. Kelly, can I say that this was a Chinese restaurant? Is that politically correct still?
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The bandstand is a sacred altar.
– Jazz great Steve Kirby (to me, just now)
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This relationship is only going to work if we’re both losers.
– Rachel, Glee
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From the files of the Young People Have No Manners...
Saturday evening this kid walked in and wandered around the store for a moment. (When I say kid here, I guess I mean 25 or so.)
I ask him if I can point him in a direction. I’m pretty lost, he tells me. What are you looking for, I ask? Transcona, he says.
No shit you’re lost. (For the out-of-towners here, Transcona is about 15 kms away from where we are, which is downtown.)
Are you...
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From the files of the Young People Have No Manners...
Saturday evening this kid walked in and wandered around the store for a moment. (When I say kid here, I guess I mean 25 or so.)
I ask him if I can point him in a direction. I’m pretty lost, he tells me. What are you looking for, I ask? Transcona, he says.
No shit you’re lost. (For the out-of-towners here, Transcona is about 15 kms away from where we are, which is downtown.)
Are you...
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I always wanted a giant clock on my wall, eight feet across. A huge clock....
– Writer Jake MacDonald (to me [just now] on mortality)
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Follow me. Follow me. That’s good, that’s good! A nod’s as...
– Eric Idle
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Me on CBC's The Next Chapter with the lovely... →
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A woman came in...
…with a man on Tuesday night, looked around and said, “Are we your first customers?”
Kind of dumbfounded (and I hear lots of dumb things), I said, “We opened at 11am.”
(and 1999)
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