December 2009
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One last Christmas Turkey for you...
(December 24, Aqua Books)
Weird Dude: Hi, can you tell me if I’m parked too close to the fire hydrant outside?
Andrea: Kelly, how far does he need to be from the hydrant?
Me: Ten feet.
Andrea: Ten feet.
WD: Can you come look?
Andrea: (goes outside and looks) Well, that’s not going to work. You’re three feet from the curb.
WD: That’s not what I wanted to know. I just...
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I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in...
– Sue Sylvester, Glee
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At first I thought I was fighting to save rubber trees, then I thought I was...
– Chico Mendes (1944-1988)
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I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who...
– Bob Newhart
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Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It...
– Zora Neale Hurston
(via iwannotowidigdo)
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Hello Aqua Books/EAT! bistro..
Guy: Do…do…do you sell books?
Me: Uh, yeah, we sell books. What do you need?
Guy: Do you have any books on knife-making?
(I told him no. This guy should not be making his own knives)
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“When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate...
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Failed Children's Book Titles
smartalexnation:
Goes nice with a book.
smart alex nation.
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I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria...
– Tiger Woods
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